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LITTER BUGS LITTER PRICKS Two weeks ago, I was driving along the back road in PSN (87th ave.) and two men in a 1990’s pickup truck with a 2 tone paint job(one tone being sanded paint color, the other a faded brown) with construction supplies in the back are driving in front of me.  The passenger launches a light beer can allegedly appearing to be the low-grade Budweiser into the last of my neighborhood’s woods.  The can moved and flipped through the air in slow motion before landing in the woods. “Mo-ther-fuck-er”, my pulse raced.  I slammed on the horn as if I was going to save an un-born child.  When the guy seemed to show no remorse for adding litter to my neighborhood , making it slummy, polluting the earth with his inability to dispose trash, thereby decreasing the property value of the neighborhood I wanted blood.  I memorized his tag and reported him to the non-emergency 911 number.  Did they ever apprehend the Litter bug? Hard to say, probably not. People don’t think about what they do.  He was either disposing the evidence that he’s having a beer on the road, or he’s nasty. I don’t date litter bugs.  “Litter Bugs” is a cute name and they don’t deserve that. If you were never taught to dispose of your trash. Thing that make you more trashy than the trash you don’t know how to dispose of are listed below. We must first define TRASH to clarify for the moronic: baby diapers, batteries, fast food containers, bags, condoms, tampons, flyers (especially club)   You are a Litter Prick if: 1. You let out your fast food garbage on the lawns of others. 2. Leave condoms in parking lots. 3. Clean out your car and leave it in little bags in mall parking lots/ shopping centres.  Take anything out of your car and leave it anywhere but a trash can. 4. Dump filled trash bags on the side of road. 5. Leave trash on your car and driving off without a care in the world. 6. Letting garbage go free in the wind. 7. Leaving anything non-biodgradable at the beach. If you’re thinking I’m being too anal about this then I invite you to meet me at your house so I can dump various types of trash over your head. Think about how much of a more useful job the guy who cleans streets and malls could be doing.  You could pay less property taxes or have the money be spent elsewhere if there didn’t have to be any funds spent on litter pick up. It’s about responsibility and doing your part, catch on its a 2nd grade lesson.

LITTER BUGS LITTER PRICKS

Two weeks ago, I was driving along the back road in PSN (87th ave.) and two men in a 1990’s pickup truck with a 2 tone paint job(one tone being sanded paint color, the other a faded brown) with construction supplies in the back are driving in front of me.  The passenger launches a light beer can allegedly appearing to be the low-grade Budweiser into the last of my neighborhood’s woods.  The can moved and flipped through the air in slow motion before landing in the woods. “Mo-ther-fuck-er”, my pulse raced.  I slammed on the horn as if I was going to save an un-born child.  When the guy seemed to show no remorse for adding litter to my neighborhood , making it slummy, polluting the earth with his inability to dispose trash, thereby decreasing the property value of the neighborhood I wanted blood. 

I memorized his tag and reported him to the non-emergency 911 number.  Did they ever apprehend the Litter bug? Hard to say, probably not.

People don’t think about what they do.  He was either disposing the evidence that he’s having a beer on the road, or he’s nasty.

I don’t date litter bugs.  “Litter Bugs” is a cute name and they don’t deserve that. If you were never taught to dispose of your trash. Thing that make you more trashy than the trash you don’t know how to dispose of are listed below.

We must first define TRASH to clarify for the moronic: baby diapers, batteries, fast food containers, bags, condoms, tampons, flyers (especially club)  

You are a Litter Prick if:

1. You let out your fast food garbage on the lawns of others.

2. Leave condoms in parking lots.

3. Clean out your car and leave it in little bags in mall parking lots/ shopping centres.  Take anything out of your car and leave it anywhere but a trash can.

4. Dump filled trash bags on the side of road.

5. Leave trash on your car and driving off without a care in the world.

6. Letting garbage go free in the wind.

7. Leaving anything non-biodgradable at the beach.

If you’re thinking I’m being too anal about this then I invite you to meet me at your house so I can dump various types of trash over your head. Think about how much of a more useful job the guy who cleans streets and malls could be doing.  You could pay less property taxes or have the money be spent elsewhere if there didn’t have to be any funds spent on litter pick up. It’s about responsibility and doing your part, catch on its a 2nd grade lesson.