Brothers are dicks!!!
Dear Brother,
I helped you grow up. I had to help you becuase my parents taught me that family is important. Boy did they steer me wrong. When you were little I helped you with your homework. I babysat you, sure I did scare you a lot but you were annoying. I had to take your everywhere because I am 7 years older than you. When I grew up, I consider you almost like my son. I have helped you every time you have asked me and even when you haven’t. But brother, you have been a gift wrapped box with nothing inside. A jack in the box. You are never nice, don’t ever look out for me and you beg, borrow, steal, and destroy anything you want or need. I ask you for favors almost never. You always say no. I have been very good to you. I am tired of asking you for help when I have a dire situation and you shut me down. Please remove your lips from the butt of you girlfriend and realize that you should give me some respect and help. Since you don’t, I am letting you know that you are being cancelled from your lifetime membership as my brother.
You are a dick not once, not twice but 80% of the time. Then you are stupid enough to think I will help you every time you need any little thing.
Ask me for nothing ever again. The thing that makes me really angry is that women have so much pressure to be caring,helpful, responsibile, and noble.
Why do men get off the hook?
